Originally posted on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 11:32pm ·
Stroller Dodging at Disneyland. It's
gonna be a craze. I mean, it's gonna drive hundreds and thousands of people
crazy!!! Bringing your baby or under 40" child to Disneyland is like
taking them in to a candy store and telling them all about each of the candies
but not allowing them to try any of them. - While knocking other people over to
get to a place where you can tell your child about another candy and then stand
in the middle of a walkway with the apparent purpose of slowing down and/or
stopping traffic, just because.
And there must be some kind of rumor going around that if you come to Disneyland when you are pregnant your child will be extra especially magical and smart...or something like that must be going around to justify the number of pregnant mothers at Disneyland on a Wednesday morning.
I think I almost died on various occasions when I had to catch myself from falling all over a three-foot moving blond obstruction whose head would take out my kneecaps. Honestly, the kids are not going to remember, they can't go on many of the rides, why are they there? There is only one possibility....to promote stroller-dodging. A sport of agility and quickthinking, coming soon to the Olympics near you.
And there must be some kind of rumor going around that if you come to Disneyland when you are pregnant your child will be extra especially magical and smart...or something like that must be going around to justify the number of pregnant mothers at Disneyland on a Wednesday morning.
I think I almost died on various occasions when I had to catch myself from falling all over a three-foot moving blond obstruction whose head would take out my kneecaps. Honestly, the kids are not going to remember, they can't go on many of the rides, why are they there? There is only one possibility....to promote stroller-dodging. A sport of agility and quickthinking, coming soon to the Olympics near you.
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