Nothing smells quite like ammonia.
Except a litterbox and nightmares of horrendous stenches, of course.....lovely.
I'm gonna be cleaning cabins and kitchens and bathrooms and closets and random
holes in the ground at a summer camp this summer and I want to share the
experience with- You. So, we'll see if I can actually crank this out but my
goal is to have a new funny story each day. A little vignette to make you
smile. Because, honestly, without a sense of humor there is no way you can
survive as an "Accommodations" staff member. No way.
May 30th
My family is seated around the dinner table busily cracking jokes and passing food and eating whenever there's a pause between breathing and laughing. Some joke that spun off of me was built up to (Mom) "Oh yeah she's hideous." Dad:"You should see her face!" A brief pause before everyone begins laughing so hard asphyxiation is a mild concern. While my dad sits there with a confused look on his face. What ELSE would you be referring to?! I love my family.
May 31st
Lessons I learned from my family.
Note to Self: Don't put the cat on the trampoline and commence jumping- she will pee.
Extra Note to Self: Do not proceed to stand on trampoline while attempting to clean up said pee, trampoline elasticity + gravity= not good.
May 32nd.....ha ha. June 1st.
So, nothing particularly guffaw-worthy happened today...except when I helped a friend's younger brother with math homework and we ended up with 5 over zero (an undefined number) and he said, "Can't we just define it!?"
However, my lovely 6 year old sister Serena wrote a story and I thought I would share that with you all.
Title: The Brave Prince and Princess
Once upon a time a princess saw a prince. He was fighting a dragon. He was brave. The princess liked that the prince was so brave and fearless. She decided to marry the prince. But the mean king said, "NO!" Then the queen ordered the King to go away and she said, "You guys can get married now." The king said, "My Rose is the only friend I have." then he was sorry that he had been mean and he made a big wedding cake for the prince and princess. And they lived happily ever after.
Note: This story is now copyrighted and anyone who steals its ingenuity will be hunted down and made to beg for forgiveness. And yes, any slight story detail stolen will be seen as copyright infringement. We're going to prepare our lawsuit for any upcoming Disney Princess sequels now.
There also are masterful illustrations done by the author that go with the story....I may even put them up......eventually.....
May 30th
My family is seated around the dinner table busily cracking jokes and passing food and eating whenever there's a pause between breathing and laughing. Some joke that spun off of me was built up to (Mom) "Oh yeah she's hideous." Dad:"You should see her face!" A brief pause before everyone begins laughing so hard asphyxiation is a mild concern. While my dad sits there with a confused look on his face. What ELSE would you be referring to?! I love my family.
May 31st
Lessons I learned from my family.
Note to Self: Don't put the cat on the trampoline and commence jumping- she will pee.
Extra Note to Self: Do not proceed to stand on trampoline while attempting to clean up said pee, trampoline elasticity + gravity= not good.
May 32nd.....ha ha. June 1st.
So, nothing particularly guffaw-worthy happened today...except when I helped a friend's younger brother with math homework and we ended up with 5 over zero (an undefined number) and he said, "Can't we just define it!?"
However, my lovely 6 year old sister Serena wrote a story and I thought I would share that with you all.
Title: The Brave Prince and Princess
Once upon a time a princess saw a prince. He was fighting a dragon. He was brave. The princess liked that the prince was so brave and fearless. She decided to marry the prince. But the mean king said, "NO!" Then the queen ordered the King to go away and she said, "You guys can get married now." The king said, "My Rose is the only friend I have." then he was sorry that he had been mean and he made a big wedding cake for the prince and princess. And they lived happily ever after.
Note: This story is now copyrighted and anyone who steals its ingenuity will be hunted down and made to beg for forgiveness. And yes, any slight story detail stolen will be seen as copyright infringement. We're going to prepare our lawsuit for any upcoming Disney Princess sequels now.
There also are masterful illustrations done by the author that go with the story....I may even put them up......eventually.....
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