Originally posted on Friday, October 22, 2010 at 7:18pm ·
So, my lovely roommates were
chatting about Twilight and came up with an interesting version of it. Like,
what it'd be Wampires and Vervolves. Vervolves are obviously native to the
Austrian Alps. They were princes long ago but now they wander the ruins of
their castles and live in the forests near them. Prince Jacob (Yakob) is the
most notable of these being particularly muscular and noble. Their greatest
enemy are the urban Wampires. These shadowy men and women wander the streets
with giant Mario-style mallets looking for victims to WAM!
And that is Twilight as improved by
my roommates.

Yes, we are wampires.
DDOF: Tunnel Vision Entertainment- 6-17-10
Originally posted on Thursday, June 17, 2010
So I came home from a pretty bummer
of a day and there weren't a lot of reasons to smile. However, I found myself
genuinely amused when a friend brought home our newly spayed dog. It sounds
mean I know, but she's such a sweet dog and apparently the cone cutting off her
peripheral vision made her just want to stare at the ground, on which the
ground caught the edge of the cone, and stopped her from walking every few steps.

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